Saturday, February 18, 2012

Blood, breasts, blades, beasts....



This movie has everything, it was a staple of conversation back in 6th grade [mainly due to the large amount of nudity.] I revisited it in my college years and still enjoyed it, and just picked it up on DVD with a few other similar films. DEATHSTALKER is a lot of fun, a good antidote to more serious fantasy stuff. It holds up pretty well and doesn't look any cheaper than it did in 1983.

They don't make these kind of movies anymore, I guess they just assume people will watch Cinemax type stuff or just outright porn. My favorite part is the tournament with the little guy who wears horns on his head.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Warrior, come out and play.....

I love films about fighting, I guess I'm a closet macho steroid freak even though at the gym I stick to the weight machines and the recumbent bike. Today I watched WARRIOR which had a lot of good reviews. It was interesting in that it was about MMA instead of boxing, and I don't know if there have been a lot of good MMA movies. Wrestler Kurt Angle plays a vicious Russian fighter but he ends up kind of being a McGuffin.

The ending was kind of anti-climactic, but I still got into the movie overall. Nick Nolte basically plays Nick Nolte. I like that the movie went into a different direction than I expected, but the most exciting part for me was 15-20 minutes before the end.

MMA matches are so short that they are probably not as good dramatic fodder as boxing is, since there are only three rounds and generally MMA matches in the movies are way longer than most MMA matches are in real life.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Son of Frankenstein



Saw this on Me-TV with Svengoolie! I love the horror host shows, but most have to play the same nine or ten old public domain movies, but Me-TV or whomever pays for the Universal package of films. We had a "Scary movie" show on Friday nights when I was a kid but I could never stay up and watch it most of the time since it came on at 11:30. I remember once time as a kid I was able to stay up and I felt so proud of myself.

Anyway, this was one of the films that they often played. I have the Frankenstein films on DVD but this was the first time I'd seen this. It's surprisingly long for a film back then at 100 minutes. It's also strange in that the true villain of the movie is Ygor, who uses the Monster to strike back at his enemies. The Monster himself sort of takes a back seat.

It's also funny to watch and see just how many things were taken by Mel Brooks when he made YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN---right down to the giant knockers! Huh huh huh...

Finished two other books, House of Prayer No. 2 [a memoir] and Killer Stuff and Tons of Money which is about the antique trade. Enjoyed both, but I really inhaled Killer Stuff. I submitted a poem this week but don't know how it will turn out, it's for a literary journal and I sort of doubt it's good enough but I thought it was worth a shot.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Bird.



I always enjoy books about people obsessed with hobbies that are new to me. This is about birdwatching. A Big Year is an informal competition where birders try to spot as many different species as possible within their continent, state, or other region. This is the story of three birders who are going for the title [which is only for bragging rights.]

I've always enjoyed and noticed birds, so it appealed to me, although in the end they could not add much suspense to it.

I cannot find a book that really takes me away these days, but I keep looking.

Monday, February 6, 2012

CONTAGION

Just not as interested in putting up trailers/images for these bigger budget films, but this did get under my skin. I believe it was one of the first "bio-disaster" flicks to be produced with the cooperation of the CDC and various scientists.

I enjoyed it, it really brought home the whole idea from the Romero flicks that it doesn't take very long at all for everything to just collapse.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Battle: Los Angeles

More like Retreat: Los Angeles. My friend who played this for me said it reminded him of Independence Day, but this is on a much smaller scale, with most of the big stuff being shown through television broadcasts. A Marine regiment is charged with rescuing civilians from L.A. after an alien attack. It's a race against time as the Air Force is about to bomb the place. Of course they pick up a few civilians and some stranded members of other military units, and they end up finding a way to attack the alien command post.

It was strange in many ways...you don't really see much of the aliens who look more robotic, other than one scene where they find one of the creatures and try to determine its vulnerabilities. But it was really just 30 minutes of set up, 45 minutes of them trying to get away, and then 45 minutes of fighting back. The cast was small and not a whole lot really happens as far as the big scale of things.

I've noticed this about many of the bigger films of recent years. They build the entire film around something that would probably have just been a single sequence or two if it had been from a film during the 80s and 90s. The last Indiana Jones film was the same way, basically an extended jungle chase scene that took up most of the movie and might have amounted to maybe 15-20 minutes of one of the older films, but here it's pumped full of air and becomes the entire thing.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Come see how the vampires do it!



Saw it on TCM last night....didn't have anything else going on, and heard it was playing via a horror geek message board where I sometimes lurk.

I'm way too young to have caught the show other than through home video, and am probably going to go through the whole thing on Netflix. I remember being amused in the old days that Barnabas seemed to spend most of his time punishing Willie Loomis, and also that it was live and sometimes they'd flub lines and one time Barnabas was attacked by a fly.

The movie wasn't that great, very choppy and as the writer Tim Lucas puts it, "seems like it was edited by a chainsaw." I didn't mind it that much, it was good to put on while I was fooling around on the laptop. Love that dayglo red blood in HD!